Bush Vows To Take Out Iran’s Non-Existent Nukes

Speaking at an emergency press-conference in the White House, President Bush has just announced that air, sea and land elements of a massive US invasion force are being assembled in the Persian Gulf and on Iran’s Western borders.

Enough Spin Already: Bush and Cheney Lied, Iran Didn’t

Here’s the New York Times frontpage left-hand hed from this morning: “Assessment Jars a Foreign Policy Debate About Iran.” Assessment? Jars? Debate? Excuse me?

Lapham’s Quarterly: Cutting-Edge Journalism From The Distant Past

At 72 Lewis Lapham is hardly in the twilight of his life, but he’s certainly embarked on its happy hour. Formerly editor of Harper’s, America’s quintessential liberal magazine, (perhaps the only one which never grew ashamed of that venerable designation or squandered its integrity fawning over the intellectual terrorists of…

Michael Moore Recycles My Joke! Yay! (I Think)

No one, bar no one enjoys Michael Moore movies more than me. Anyone who can get the troglo-right’s ample knickers in a twist the way he can, is aces in my book. The message of his ads for SICKO seems to be that said troglo-right, along with HMOs, pharmas and…

War Criminal Commutes Sentence of Convicted Perjurer at Behest of Traitor

Honor among liars, killers — and thieves.

Forget the carefully measured, judicious judicial analyses. Here’s what actually went on today. George Bush who has so far been directly responsible for the deaths of at least two hundred thousand of his fellow human beings (that was the most reliable count…